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  But, as I just said, “what the fuck!!!???”

  Jan was standing at the bus stop.

  “Jan what you doing out here?”

  “Fancy a tea?” She said.

  “Two sugars!” I said.

  We went into the pub.

  “I’ll be over by the window on the table in the corner” I said.

  Jan laughed. She brought the teas over and sat opposite me; I got another glimpse at those awesome nipples and felt very horny.

  “You want to sleep with me don’t you” Jan said using that same straight face she used in the canteen.

  “Well, let me think about that for 2 milli seconds, YES!!”

  “I have never cheated on my husband, I have never even thought about it, we have a great relationship, never entered my head but there’s something about you Toj and I haven’t stopped thinking about you”

  “That’s mutual; I genuinely haven’t stopped thinking about you either”

  “Yeah, right!”

  “No, honestly”

  “OK then” said Jan.

  “Rally?”

  “Yes, OK but its still sixty quid for me to do your lates” Jan said.

  Now I’m thinking sixty quid is pushing it but I have got to see those nipples.

  “OK, deal” I said with a smile I couldn’t control.

  “Well, almost a deal, I have one reservation” said Jan.

  She went on, “you have a reputation and I am bothered by ... how can I put it ... the amount of women you sleep with and well ... you know ... catching something?”

  “That’s easy to answer Jan, I don’t sleep around, I don’t do one night stands, I don’t sleep with strangers ... I’ll let you into a little secret, I have a close knit group of women who are all friends. They don’t all know each other but each of them is a close friend to one of them and none of them sleep around. It’s perfect. I also want to know where I’m putting my dick, my gut tells me you’re genuine and I’m happy if you are”

  “OK” said Jan.

  “Jan, there’s one other thing you need to know … I ride bare-back, all the condoms are too small, I’ve tried the biggest but I just split them, are you on the pill?”

  “Yes, I am”

  “Good because I will be coming up you”

  That’s always a line that shocks them but also secretly arouses them too!

  Suddenly I could sense Jan began to realise what she was getting herself into by the almost petrified expression on her face. I was certain she would back out; there was silent uncomfortable pause again. Jan stared out of the window for what seemed like ages and I couldn’t help myself, I used that opportunity to get a fucking good look at her nipples again. As she slowly turned back to face me I moved my gaze up to her face and we stared at each other.

  Then Jan said “It will have to be in the evening on my day off … here’s my address, I’m off next Tuesday, make it 8 o’clock and when you come to the door have a large cardboard box in your hands, I collect Art Deco and I’m always getting people dropping stuff off so the neighbours won’t think anything of you turning up”.

  “Great … look it’s time I was getting back, you coming back with me?” I said.

  “No, I’ll stick around here and catch the next one back I don’t want George getting any ideas, you know how gobby he can be”

  “Good thinking” I said.

  As I got up to leave Jan asked “Just one more thing, do any of your women friends work at the depot?”

  “No, you will be the only one from work and I’d like to keep it that way”

  I left.

  I spent the next 3 days thinking of those nipples. I did have a date with Samantha on Tuesday but I re-arranged it, in fact I didn’t shag anyone for those 3 days and I didn’t have a wank either, I wanted to be fully loaded when I shagged Jan, when I’m fully loaded I’m harder. Also I didn’t bump into Jan over those 3 days which was good.

  Tuesday came, I finished my shift, went home and ironed my favourite shirt, I call it my fuck shirt, its baggy which hides my fat belly but also smart and combined with my favourite jeans I was going to look good. I call them my favourite jeans because my cock hangs perfectly down the left leg, the girls just can’t take their eyes off it, they love it.

  I arrived at Jan’s house, got the box out of the boot, walked up to the door and rang the bell – wouldn’t be the only time I’ll be ringing her bell tonight – I chuckled to myself. Jan opened the door and for the first time I saw her out of uniform, she was wearing a loose floppy skirt, no tights or stockings – excellent! As I looked up she was wearing a tight white T-Shirt, no bra and there they were, two incredible nipples sticking out like bullets. Now I’m no PE (premature ejaculator) but looking at those I nearly came in my pants there and then … WOW!!!!

  Jan looked straight at me and said “come in, go straight through into the lounge”, she followed me in.

  “You can put the box down now Toj”

  “Oh, sorry, yes, OK” I waffled still blown away by those nipples.

  “Tea?” she asked.

  “Two sugars” we both said at the same time which made us both laugh and broke the ice nicely.

  As I was putting the box on the table I could see out of the corner of my eye she had noticed my cock in my jeans, well I say noticed, she couldn’t take her eyes off it.

  “I’ll go and put the kettle on” she said and went into the kitchen.

  “You got knickers on?” I shouted to her.

  “Yes, why?”

  “Well take them off”

  No reply. Couple of minutes later Jan brought the teas in and put them on the table, she then put her hand behind her back and pulled out a pair of knickers she had removed and tucked in her waist band at the back. She dropped them on the floor – fuck the tea I thought. I approached her and went for the kiss, she obliged. I pulled her T-Shirt off – fucking hell not only did she have incredible tits and nipples, she also had an amazing body too. She unzipped my fly and pulled my cock out. I pushed her head onto it and she put my cock into her mouth. I forced it in further to the back of her throat and then eased it back to avoid her gagging. The blow job was good; I loved what she did with her tongue. I pulled her head off by the hair and lifted it up for a passionate kiss, then I just had to suck those tits – fucking amazing – at the same time she was wanking me, she was good at that too. I then whispered into her ear.

  “Say, fuck me”

  “Fuck me, fuck me hard” she whispered back.

  We fell into the large cosy couch and I eased the end of my cock into her – by the way, she smelt beautifully, not sure what perfume she was wearing but it was classy.

  “Want more cock?” I asked.

  “Yes, yes”

  “More?” I said.

  “Yes … more … all of it!”

  Jan took all eleven inches; it fitted like a glove and felt really good. I eased it in and out gently for a few strokes then Jan started pulling me in hard with her legs so I just fucked her hard and fast, she was almost breathless, it’s not just the length they love but my cock is thick too.

  The first fuck with a new bird is always exciting but Jan was the best I’d had for a while and I was just about to unload into her when the lounge door burst open, we both looked round and there stood a geezer that was built like a brick shit house wearing a tight t-shirt with muscles popping out everywhere, looked like a sack of potatoes on two legs!

  “What the fuck!!!!” he said.

  “Oh fuck” Jan said.

  “Fucking hell” I said.

  “Get off her you fat fuck!” he said.

  I was shitting myself; I definitely thought I was going to get my head kicked to a pulp there and then. Jan was still lying there shaking and petrified. Now … you ain’t gonna believe what happened next … everyone was just totally still, frozen to the spot. Jan started to speak.

  “Ray, I’m …”

  “Shut the fuck up” Ray said.

  “I�
��m …” Jan stuttered.

  “Shut the fuck up!” Ray repeated.

  Ray stood staring at my cock, then looked at Jan then looked back at my cock, what happened next was … well … see what you think!

  “Get back on her” Ray said to me.

  “What!!!???” I said.

  “Get back on her and finish her off” Ray said again.

  I didn’t move.

  “I said, get back on her and finish her off!!!” he shouted at me.

  I looked at Jan and she nodded in agreement so I got back on her.

  “Now fuck her hard, go on, fuck her hard” he said to me.

  I started to fuck her again tentatively.

  “Fuck her hard I said!!!” he shouted.

  So I thought if this was going to be my last day on the planet I might as well get something out of it so I fucked her harder than I’ve ever fucked a bird before. After a few strokes Jan loosened up again as my cock inside her was sending her crazy.

  “Harder!!!” Ray said.

  This was a combination of weird, scary and I have to say fucking horny too! Ray obviously felt the same as he got his cock out and started playing with himself. I was fucking Jan hard, she was screaming and as she came I also shot my full load up her, there was gallons of it. As I finished and pulled it out Ray walked over to us still wanking himself … then shot his load into her face! Fucking hell, I thought, I got off her quick picked up my clothes and made a quick exit.

  Later that night my mobile rang showing unknown caller.

  “It’s Jan”

  “Fucking hell Jan, you said he was at work”

  “He was supposed to be but came home early due to a power failure”

  “Where does he work?”

  “He’s a trainer at the boxing club”

  “Fucking hell … fucking shit … oh fuck” I said fearing the worst.

  “Don’t worry, Ray just said to me it was the horniest thing he’d ever seen, took me upstairs and fucked me like he’s never done before”

  “Where is he now?” I said.

  “He’s asleep”

  “Well, that’s me fucked, looks like I’m going to have to do my own fucking late shifts”

  “No way, a deal’s a deal, I’ll do them, its sixty quid and we’ll use your place next time” said Jan.

  “You honestly think I’m going to carry on … Ray’s fucking massive”

  “No Toj, you’re fucking massive … so it’s next Tuesday at your place, 8 o’clock, have the kettle on!

  “Two sugars!” we both said giggling like two kids!

  ~~~~~

  BRENDA JONES

  Brenda was a friend of Michelle. Michelle introduced me to Brenda, usual reason. I said Brenda was a friend of Michelle, they fell out. Michelle is a very jealous person and although she went through with the introduction she was never totally happy with it. When Brenda spoke to her after she had seen me and gave Michelle all the intimate details Michelle couldn’t handle it. The reason being Michelle hated sucking cocks, she just gagged if it came anywhere near her mouth. I said to Michelle it’s only fair if I made her come by getting down on her, something she adored the most, even more than my cock inside her, it would be nice if she could reciprocate, she wouldn’t. It doesn’t bother me as she has a very sweet and juicy pussy. But it did bother Michelle when Brenda boasted about the pleasure she had given me orally. Now Brenda gives the best blow job of all the girls by a country mile, it’s ironic really her having those initials! In fact nine times out of ten we didn’t have full sex, she just loves giving blow jobs … me no complain! The only slight problem is she gets her kicks from giving these in public places, anywhere that is risky, that we could potentially be caught, that’s what really turns Brenda on.

  The first time I met Brenda we had arranged to meet at a local café bar, her idea. It was a busy lunchtime, she chose the time which I didn’t give a second thought to. We ordered some grub, all very nice and sat chatting initially about Michelle her friend. Brenda then remarked, as they all seem to do, on the fact I wasn’t the kind of bloke she would normally be attracted to, don’t worry I don’t get an inferiority complex about my looks and my physique which tend to pale into insignificance once the action gets started, so I just ignored the comments and moved the conversation on. It’s strange really, normally bloke meets girl and he can only hope it leads to the next level, whereas I’m totally 100% sure it will lead to the good stuff just by the fact they agree to meet me, all the hard work has been done by their friend who has an ulterior motive, good eh!

  We continued chatting about this and that and the conversation flowed easily. I was trying to find the right time to suggest a time and place for you know what but the time flew and Brenda said it was time for her to get back to work. I paid the bill and we left. I thought I’ll ask her just before we say goodbye.

  As we left the café bar she said pointing “we’ll go this way”

  “OK” I said.

  We turned left and walked a short distance down the busy high street.

  “Down here” she said.

  “Where?” I said.

  “Down this alley way” she said over her shoulder as she was already ahead of me walking briskly.

  It was a narrow passage between two shops, about half way down was one of those industrial dust bins, you know the ones with four wheels and a big lid on the top. She pulled me to the back of the bin.

  “You look over the top of the bin and say MOVE! if anyone comes down the alley” she said authoritarily.

  She had her back to the bin. She then crouched down and unzipped my fly.

  “You’ve got to be joking, anyone could walk down here” I said.

  “Just keep your eyes peeled and remember what I said”.

  Before I could say anything else she had my cock in her mouth and she didn’t hang about, she was moving her mouth backwards and forwards on my cock whilst wanking it hard at the same time. I wasn’t getting a full erection, just a semi as I felt exposed, to say the least.

  “Just relax, you have nothing to worry about” she said.

  Funny thing to say I thought but somehow I did feel in good hands (another pun!) and started to relax and with that Brenda started to experience the cock Michelle had told her about.

  “You have a beautiful cock” she said.

  Now it was really hard and she was really going for it. I was looking down at her, she was really enjoying it and so was I. Then I looked up only to see two smartly dressed women walking down the alley.

  “Fuck … MOVE, MOVE!” I said.

  The two women were by now literally only five or six feet away. What the fuck are we going to do now I thought, there’s no way I will be able to get my cock back in my pants, what the fuck have I got myself into here. The women were now just at the other end of the bin and one of them said.

  “What’s going on here, these are my premises, what are you doing?”

  Within a fraction of a second Brenda stood up and put her body in front of mine so they could not see my tojjer.

  “POLICE!” Brenda said displaying her warrant card, “everything is under control, please move on”.

  Fucking Police I thought … Police? I’m telling you my cock never shrank so fast and I got it back in quick. The two women moved on.

  “Police?” I said to Brenda, “fucking Police, you a plod?”

  “No, I’m a Detective Sergeant, plain cloths, now get your cock out I’m not finished yet”

  With that Brenda started where she left off, it didn’t take me long.

  “I’m going to come, do you want to take it out” I said.

  She didn’t move from the position and I came in her mouth, she swallowed all of it and licked every bit of it from my cock.

  “Did you enjoy that?” she said grinning from ear to ear.

  “Guilty as charged maaarrmmm!!”

  ~~~~~

  MELANIE

  Melanie, a friend of Rebecca, is a WAG, that’s short for
(as if you didn’t know) Wives and Girlfriends usually of well known footballers. That phrase has always

  intrigued me as it says wives AND girlfriends implying each footballer has one of each, shouldn’t it be wives or girlfriends … oh, maybe not.

  Melanie is 100% wag, loves the exposure, loves the money (not hers of course, she didn’t have any) and loves the lifestyle that comes with it. When I say 100%, I mean 100% from the very blond hair, the big tits and the long legs, oh and a great arse too … yes, 100% wag material. Now, you think I’m going to say she is your regular dumb blond aren’t you, well you’re wrong, she’s extremely intelligent, loads of degrees and qualification stuff and she plays piano too! Yes, Melanie does have it all … well except for one little thing (sorry, another pun) her £80K a week famous boyfriend footballer has a little willy.

  Whilst we’re on this subject I’ll tell you what she told me when she first got intimate with him … this is funny!

  They were getting all passionate on their first date in the back of his flash sports car. He had her knickers off and her legs spread. She was loosening his trousers and started to pull them over his arse. As she did it flopped out, well sort of just pinged out a little.

  “What’s that, is it your willy?” She asked.

  “No, it’s my cock” he said confidently.

  “No” she said “I’ve seen cocks, that’s a willy!”

  Mel still let him fuck her, well why let a little thing like that spoil good shopping trips she told me.

  Whenever I see him on the telly or read about him in the paper – look I know he’s one of the best and also plays for England, being honest he is a fucking good footballer – but even so I just can’t stop thinking about what Mel told me, especially when he has the audacity to hold it whilst in the wall at free kicks!

  Now, I said Rebecca introduced me to Melanie, what I didn’t say was Rebecca and I had a huge row and her way of pissing me off was to line me up with the gorgeous Melanie she assumed would laugh and turn me down flat, but what Rebecca didn’t know was Melanie wasn’t at all satisfied in the bedroom department, Melanie never told her about poor little willy, she’s never told anyone – except me! So, how did I meet Melanie?