Toj

  Toj (Part 1)

  by tré angel

  WARNING! Very Explicit!

  The content is suitable for an adult audience only.

  Smashwords Edition

  Copyright © 2012 by tre angel

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  Toj is just a regular guy, big’ish belly and balding … the sort of guy that most fit birds would not give a second look at … but he has something very special that turns all of that on its head … he has a massive ELEVEN INCH COCK!

  Coupled with his cocky (excuse the pun!) and funny sense of humour Toj gets some incredible action with truly gorgeous girls … we’re talking the seriously attractive kind!

  This book is dedicated to all of you, who like me, wish to get away from all the stresses of life and totally chill out with a humorous, fruity (its very explicit!) and in parts educational read. Enjoy!

  Table of Contents

  Chapter 1 - SUSIE

  Chapter 2 - JAN

  Chapter 3 - BRENDA JONES

  Chapter 4 - MELANIE

  Chapter 5 - SIOBHAN

  Chapter 6 - ELIZABETH

  Chapter 7 - RACHAEL

  Chapter 8 - JO

  Chapter 9 - RACHEAL (yes, THE Rachael)

  ~~~~~

  SUSIE

  I placed the end of my eleven inch large cock at the opening of Samantha’s pussy and gently eased it in until nothing was left to be seen. Samantha winced initially.

  “Oh my god, that’s fucking awesome Toj, fuck me hard you fat bastard!”

  “Well, that’s charming, I’m letting you experience the biggest cock you’ve ever had and you call me a fat bastard, do you want this or not?”

  “Yes Toj, now stop pissing about and start fucking me hard”

  “Just relax” I said.

  “Easy for you to say” Samantha stuttered.

  So I just rammed it home repeatedly with Samantha experiencing what her friend Joanne said she would, being fucked by a fat bloke she would never have given a second look at and enjoying the best fuck of her life.

  “Fucking ‘ell Toj, that was amazing, when you coming ‘round again?”

  “I’ll tell you what you line me up with that other bird I’ve seen you with, the one with the red car, what’s her name?”

  “What you mean Susie?”

  “Yes, the one with those fucking amazing tits, is that Susie?”

  “Yes” Samantha replied a little jealously, “that’s Susie!”

  “Well, you line me up with her and make sure she knows she’s going to be fucked hard and I’ll fuck you again, what do you say?”

  “Now I know why Joanne was so keen to get me laid by you, you’ve really got this sorted haven’t you … bastard!”

  I finished getting dressed and left Samantha’s flat, good job too as I passed her boyfriend James on the stairs on the way down. Now James is your typical fit good looking type, a bit like Joanne’s fiancé, he’s fit and good looking; in fact Susie’s other half is also well fit too. This is nothing new to me, I’ve been fucking these beautiful women for years and they all have good looking boyfriends. All I had to do was fuck one of the beauties, the rest were encouraged one after the other by each of them for the promise of a second session with me, I obliged of course.

  My life is pretty much perfect. I live alone, small flat with the basics, steady job driving a bus, days only as I swap my late shifts with Jan who’s happy to do them for me in return for eleven inches once a week.

  All in all everything is sweet.

  Samantha came up trumps with Susie; she got on my bus one lunchtime.

  “You’re Toj aren’t you?”

  I took one look at those amazing tits and said, “Yeeeeeessss … you’re Samantha’s friend Susie?”

  “Yes” she replied rather reluctantly at first as I’m not the most attractive bloke she had ever met, in fact a big’ish belly and a balding head wasn’t, I’m guessing, Susie’s usual taste, well probably never Susie’s taste, I’d say she always went for the regular and boring handsome chappy, she could get them too with her looks ... and the tits of course, well the tits first, then the rest. I didn’t fancy waiting for the opportunity to fuck Susie, my cock was ready from one glance at those two incredible melons. So, I just went for it.

  “I’ll tell you what” I said “You stay on the bus, I’ve only got a few more stops then I will be running it back to the bus depot. You come back there with me, is that OK?”

  “OK” said Susie semi excited.

  I finished my shift got rid of all my passengers and drove the bus back to the depot, with Susie still on board. We didn’t speak but just glanced at each other in the internal mirror that looks down the bus. Once back at the depot I parked the bus amongst all the other buses in the depot, switched off the engine and said to Susie,

  ‘let’s go upstairs’

  Susie was a bit shocked as there were quite a lot of people walking around the depot and mentioned it, I put her at ease.

  “Don’t worry Susie, no one will get on this bus, it’s not due out anymore today”

  I didn’t know for sure but it did the trick and Susie followed me upstairs. I took her to the back of the bus where there is a long seat. Susie started to get a bit edgy and started having second thoughts.

  “Look, Toj, Samantha is a good friend of mine and convinced me to do this but I think it’s probably a bad idea, I think I should go now, can you let me off the bus please”

  I was gutted.

  “That’s a shame” I said with my cock exploding inside.

  Susie walked down the bus towards the stairwell, I whipped out my cock as it was extremely uncomfortable with it so hard still trapped and intended to sit there waiting for it to relax itself before I could put it away. As Susie turned back on herself to walk down the bus stairwell she glimpsed up and back towards me and saw it, her instant thoughts were – ‘Oh my god, that is, well ... big ... oh shit, now I know what Samantha was so pushy about ... oh shit ... oh fuck ... I’m getting off the bus ... aren’t I? ... come on ... just keep walking down the stairs’. Susie was desperately trying to convince herself to keep walking and get off the bus. She got to the bottom of the stairs and walked to the door, - ‘shit, how do you open them, what do I do now?’ Susie asked herself – ‘shit, I’ll have to ask Toj’, she shouted up to me.

  “Toj!!”

  “What??!!” I shouted back.

  “How do you get these doors open?”

  “I’ll have to show you, just give me a minute and I’ll be down”

  I gently bent and pushed my cock back and finally managed to get my zip fastened. I walked down to the lower deck, just as I was about to open the doors one of the bus inspectors started walking towards the bus.

  “Fuck, we can’t be seen on this bus together, I’ll be suspended and I’m already on a warning from some old dear who reported me when she asked if she had to take her stupid dog upstairs and I said – only if it smokes” Susie laughed.

  I had to think smart.

  “There’s no time Susie, just duck behind that seat and get on the floor, quick!”

  Susie squeezed down between two seats and all I could do was to lie on top of her. It was an unfortunate (well depending how you look at it!) position as I was lying on top of Susie doggie fashion and my cock was still semi hard, we were both tightly pushed together. Susie could feel it and was
getting aroused, I could also feel her perfectly formed arse pressing against my cock, the semi now started to manifest itself back to the full monty and Susie could certainly feel it.

  “Sorry Susie, I know this is uncomfortable” I whispered as the inspector was just outside the bus talking to one of the bus maintenance blokes.

  “It’s ok” Susie whispered back.

  “Susie you have a very sexy arse”

  “Thank you” Susie answered louder.

  “Ssshhhh, keep your voice down” I whispered back.

  “Sorry”

  “Oh Susie, what I would do to fuck you right here and now”

  Susie didn’t reply, she was totally confused and torn between letting me ram my magnificent cock up her and feeling guilty towards cheating on her boyfriend, actually it may even be her fiancé. We both just lay there in silence waiting for the inspector to finish his chat and fuck off. Susie started giggling.

  “Ssshhhh” I reminded her.

  “I can’t help it” Susie semi whispered giggling more and more “this is so funny!”

  “What is?” I whispered back.

  “I only popped out for a sandwich for my lunch and saw you pulling up at the bus stop, this wasn’t the kind of sandwich I had in mind”.

  Susie then burst into laughter, I also found the funny side of it and started laughing too, Susie felt my cock move in rhythm with each laugh which made her laugh even more and now we were both almost hysterical fighting so hard to laugh quietly.

  “Oh shit” I gasped.

  “What now?”

  “I’m feeling so horny I’m going to come in my pants”

  “Don’t be silly”

  “No, honestly, I’m getting to the point of no return”

  “Has the inspector gone yet” Susie asked.

  “Hang on; I think he’s just about to piss off”

  “Are you hanging on or have you come yet?”

  “I’m hanging on, don’t talk about it, it makes it worse, I’ve got to start thinking of something else”

  “Like what?”

  “Can you just shut up and let me concentrate on ... fuck, I don’t know anything to think about”

  “As he gone yet?” Susie asked again.

  “I think he’s just about to ... hang on ... yes ... thank fuck he’s gone”

  “Put your cock in me!” said Susie.

  “What!!??”

  “Don’t waste it, put it in me!!”

  “I ain’t got time to piss around Susie”

  “Pull my knickers down and put it in me”. She said forcefully.

  I wasn’t going to wait to be asked again, I pulled her knickers down frantically and shoved my huge cock straight into her, Susie screamed out loud, no words just a huge scream of total satisfaction, it wasn’t a fuck just one push and I came and came and came up her.

  I let Susie off the bus and sat back on the seat with a huge smile on my face, seconds later the maintenance man returned and saw me.

  “You alright mate?” he shouted through the bus window at me.

  “Oh, err yes, I … err was just looking for something I dropped”

  “Did you get it?”

  “Oh yes, I got it thanks!!!”

  ~~~~~

  JAN

  Aaagghhh, Jan, what can I say, this is the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard and if it didn’t actually happen to me you would not believe it. Jan is the bird that does my late shifts for me. Usually bus driving shifts are one week late and one week early. The early shifts are good as they finish between 12 and 2pm at the latest. The late shifts are a pain in the arse as they don’t start until 2 or 3 o’clock in the afternoon and finish around 11pm and midnight, fucks your whole day up, thankfully Jan does my lates for me, this is how it all started.

  I got talking to Jan one day in the canteen at the depot, didn’t really know too much about her as she had her own clique of friends but we started chatting whilst both looking at a piece of burnt black bacon which was sellotaped to the notice board, there were no words with it, just the bacon which perfectly described the quality of the cuisine served in our canteen.

  I said to Jan. “So, you’re having the bacon then”, she laughed and then blew me away with her reply.

  “Yes, I love a nice portion of pork” keeping a totally straight face.

  “Err, right, ok” I said “can I get you a tea?”

  “Yes, two sugars, I’ll be over in the corner by the window” Jan went over to the table.

  I called her a bird but she’s, I’d say, late 40’s, quite pretty and I could sense the body was pretty fit, just a hunch, difficult to see past our shitty, thick, baggy uniforms, she also had a GSOH, which I like. I took our teas over to the table and sat opposite her.

  “Is that strong enough?” I said.

  “Yes, fine” she replied.

  We both started loosening our uniform jackets as it was always so fucking hot in the canteen. Jan then tried to catch the attention of someone through the window which overlooked the driving bay and as she stretched to wave I caught site of her tits, they were perfect, but the thing that really got me excited was the fact it was hot in there, she had a bra, a thick blue uniform shirt on and a uniform jumper and I could still see her nipples - fucking hell - I thought, I have to see them for real. She turned back to face me.

  “So, what do you want?” said Jan.

  In my head I said - those fucking tits for a start!

  “I’m looking for someone to swap my lates with so I get permanent earlies, I’ve asked around and your name was mentioned”

  “What you mean is nobody wants to swap and I’m pretty much your last resort, am I right?” Jan replied.

  “I’ll pay the going rate forty quid a week” I said.

  “Well you’re in luck as my ‘ole mans new job is evenings so working permanent lates means we get to see each other daytimes, it’s sixty quid a week”

  “It’s usually only forty quid”

  “Yes but you can’t find anyone can you”

  “That’s true but the extra 20 quid a week is a bit stiff”

  “Nothing like a bit of stiff now and again!” Jan replied.

  I was dumb struck by that remark, just like the pork comment a few minutes earlier she kept a totally straight face, she just didn’t seem like that kind of girl.

  “If you don’t mind me saying, you have said the words pork and stiff in our brief conversation ... I’m usually quick with witty replies but I’m ... err, well I ... err”

  “Its ok” said Jan “I’m messing with you, you’re Toj aren’t you?”

  “Yes?”

  “I know all about you from a friend”

  “Who?”

  “Not telling but she had plenty to say about you”

  “All good, I hope”

  “The words she used were - the fat bastard nearly split me in half”

  “Right … apologise to her for me when you see her”

  “I don’t think she’s looking for an apology, the twinkle in her eyes suggested she was gagging for more”.

  “Oh, OK, I’ll give her a call; well I would if I knew who it was. So, sixty quid is too much, can we negotiate?”

  “Possibly, what do you have in mind?” Jan said.

  “Don’t suppose you fancy being split in half!” I said tongue in cheek.

  “I’m married” Jan stated.

  I paused and didn’t say another word, in these situations he who speaks first loses, there was a deafly uncomfortable silence which seemed to last forever but my gob remained tightly shut. Jan sipped her tea and started to fidget a little, I could sense her buckling so I stared into her eyes and she stared back into mine, then Jan broke the silence, you lose I thought.

  “I don’t sleep around” she quipped.

  I still kept schtum, not a peep.

  “There’s something about you Toj, I don’t know what it is ... well I do ... but ... sorry I have to go” Jan waffled, and left the canteen.

&n
bsp; I finished my tea and went into the snooker room to see if anyone fancied a game as I had about half an hour ‘til I was due out on the road. My normal shift had finished but I had booked four hours overtime for that day so I wasn’t due to finish until around 4 o’clock ‘ish.

  Later that afternoon as I was driving my route I kept picturing Jan’s amazing tits or more to the point (no pun intended!), her nipples, well … her wonderful nipples, I mean they must be incredible to show through all that clobber, and it was warm too. I was trying to picture them in the flesh and aroused, it was giving me a fucking great hard on just thinking about them! I had to get these thoughts out of my head as my cock is very visible when it’s hard, there’s no way to hide it and as passengers approached me to pay at the bus stops it was getting very embarrassing. Now I don’t mind fit birds looking, fortunately though one glance from an old dear who noticed it then looked at me then looked back at it then looked at me and smiled with her dentures moving about was enough for it to shrink back at warp speed, I put Jan’s nipples out of my mind instantly.

  Three or four days passed and I hadn’t heard from Jan, I had asked around again to see if I could find someone to do my lates, there were a couple of – I’ll think about it’s - but nothing concrete. Bollocks was the word that came to mind, it’s now Saturday I was thinking as I was driving the 7 route and my lates start on Monday, fucking, shit, bollocks! Then ……. “What the fuck???” I shouted aloud. Fortunately all the passengers had left a couple of stops before.

  I was just arriving at the end of the route which is out in the sticks where you have to turn the bus around by reversing it down an unmade track squeezing it between an old listed pub on one side and fucking great over hanging trees on the other side, then gently drive it back out trying to avoid the sign from the pub which sticks right out. You get a twenty minute stand here but if put your foot down you get here earlier and if you leave late you can stretch it to 30 minutes which is handy as George who owns the pub does a lovely steak and kidney pie.